Rock and Roll, Rashes and Car Crashes

A somewhat disjointed night of strangeness that involved heavy metal, car parks, waterproof rubber leggings and confused people with towels in their ears.

The sequence of events were all over the place, and the fog of the morning has scrambled them up somewhat, but here's the highlights.

1. A rock concert with Slipknot playing and running around the stage with a giant mechanical phallus - go see Rammstein doing a live version of 'Pussy' and it's a cut/paste but with a different band;

2. Some sort of strange party in a newly constructed house in the middle of nowhere, where the main aim of the event was to drink heavily and then gang up on people and then throw them into a deep mud puddle in the garden;

3. A set of blue, rubber, waterproof clothes that appeared after the 'mud party' - they were somewhat poorly fitting - the person wearing them was unable to hear my comments though as they had green hand towels jammed into their ears for some reason, which was not immediately apparent;

4. A crowded car park where a red car was trying squeeze out of a space but kept (literally) tripping up over a car that had parked next to it and left the steering wheel turned hard right, with the front wheels stuck out;

5. People developing curious rashes all over their bodies.

And then I woke up!

As an aside, the car thing comes from someone who lives up the road from me and who has a big 4x4 and who -always- parks like this. The rubber waterproofs were what I had as a kid when I used to go deliver newspapers before school. Mine were green though. And the rash, well, that comes from one of the medications I've been asked to consider. It frequently causes a rash in people, which can develop into something very unpleasant that quite literally causes your skin to shrivel up and die! Has been somewhat playing on my mind lately the thought of that as otherwise, it sounds like quite a good drug.