The plant on my desk is getting out of control. It seems to have gone on a mad growth spurt over the last few days and is spilling out of its pot in all directions. Leafy tendrils are making their way across my desk and threatening to envelop my monitor.
That isn't the real issue though. The real issue is that I'm apparently growing a particularly strong strain of cannabis on my desk. The little buds are sprouting out all over and there is a familiar, herb scent emanating from the thing.
This is naturally an unfortunate place to grow such a plant, even if it does seem to be doing rather well. I decide that I must hide it away so as to not incriminate myself so I scoop up its pot and make my way outside to stash it in the boot of my car till I can find a more suitable place for it.
Quite how I came to be growing this thing, I have no idea and even as I'm walking out with it, I have no clue how it got there. I don't remember planting any seeds or getting given a plant from someone.
But still, I have it and so, assuming it makes it home safely and continues to flourish, I might as well enjoy it. I return to my desk with the idea of installing a growing lamp in the boot of my car rattling around in my head. No-one would ever think to look there... would they?
I think this one stems from a plant growing in the office. It's apparently a Dorset Naga chili plant and that is rumoured to be the strongest chili in the world. Everyone is slightly frightened of it.
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