Chop!

"You must chop the heads off before they solidify into real heads."
A-ha. So that was the mystery of the threefold dictator. He refused to die, instead splitting off into three different bodies. We forgot to decapitate them. Now that we have, there's a buffet waiting. I was expecting most of the food to be artificial, but it turned out that it's all real. There's about ten different varieties of strudel. And cheese. Brie, mostly.